Gearing up for Week 2!!

So far we have said goodbye to Jeffrey Ross and Ted McGinley... I'm sad to report Cloris Leachman is still kicking. How long will people keep voting for her because she is cute and old? I know it sounds cruel... but it's actually makes me cringe when she is dancing. I feel awful.

Let's see what week 2 has to offer!

So... I don't know about everyone else but I was left rather disappointed Monday night. Everyone was off. Well... not everyone.

Julianne and Cody were terrific in their Rumba, he is simply adorable. And despite he judges comments I thought Rocco and Karina's Rumba was good too. I really like Rocco! The judges need to back off! Warren and Kym's Paso was the best of the night... The other couple of MY top 3 was Derek and Brooke. They did a great Paso Doble as well

Who needs to go, you ask?? 

CLORIS

KIM

For sheez.

My ranking is as follows:

1. Warren and Kym

2. Brooke and Derek

3. Julianne and Cody

4. Rocco and Karina

5. Toni and Alec

6. Misty and Maks

7. Susan and Tony

8. Maurice and Cheryl

9. Lance and Lacey

10. Kim and Mark

11. Cloris and Corky

Maks... PLEASE get Misty in the groove! I love you and don't  want to see you go :o(

PS - Kim went home. Big surprise! Too bad we don't get to make fun of her ass anymore...

DWTS - Part Deux

Dude. 

First of all WHY do they change the format EVERY season?? I was counting on Men's night and Ladies night! Instead, because I missed last night's premier, I missed an entire round of dancing! So lame.

Now that I have let that out... Let's talk dancing!

Lacey and Lance: Quickstep... way too contemporary. I'm sorry, but don't like the addition of Lacey as of now. I didn't like her in SYTYCD and I don't like her here. 21

Maks and Misty: Mambo... out of control, but I love Maks so please Misty! Get better! She is energetic, however, and seems to feel comfortable on stage. Could work VERY well for them. 21

Cheryl and Maurice: Mambo... VERY entertaining, I love Cheryl's choreography. She does an excellent job of making her partners look like they are having fun... perhaps because they have to put out a lot of energy to keep up with her! 21

Derek and Brooke: Quickstep... Brooke you are SOO HOTT! I seriously need to hit the gym. She looks divine... a bit nervous but that is to be expected. I like that Derek is challenging her in the choreography. The judges are kissing her @ss a bit too much for me but I definitely enjoyed it. 26

Cloris and Corky: Mambo... OMG I think Cloris is the cutest thing on the planet. I'm not sure how long I will want to watch her dance. Actually yes I do. This is the last time I want to watch her dance. And apparently the judges agree. 16

Allan and Toni: Quickstep... She danced OK, but looked GORGEOUS (except for the eyeshadow) You can see the wheels turning the entire time she's performing, but it's early in the game and I think she gave a good performance overall. 23

Kym and Warren: Quickstep... Rehearsal looks like its not going so great... but I was honestly SO pleasantly surprised! That is a BIG BOY! Len is right that the technique is lacking, but he did very well for the 1st time out with the quickstep. I would like to see him stick around! For his attitude if nothing else. 22

Ina and Ted: Mambo... Contrary to my feelings about Lacey, I like the addition of Ina... Ted is so very sweet, and is trying so hard, I like him. I'm afraid to see what happens to him, but he is darn cute. I would like to see him stick around for a bit. 19

Julianne and Cody: Quickstep... Julianne is stunning as usual, and her costume is beautiful. Cody looks so young! I bet he has the biggest crush on Julianne :) She has a talent for making her partners look FANTASTIC. Truly. He has great potential, and she will be his greatest gift. 23

Karina and Rocco: Mambo... missed hand grabs on Rocco's part... but it had to be an improvement from last night's 4 (Len's score) Karina's latin choreography is stellar; I believe I have said it before. He has much to learn, but he is a delight and I would not mind seeing him stay. 21

Tony and Susan: Quickstep... Susan is very elegant, and you can tell she is trying VERY hard, unfortunately she is quite stiff throughout the first 3/4 of the routine, but it was refreshing to see her come out of her shell at the end! I think she needs to get a little confidence and perhaps she can go far! She looks genuinely thrilled with her scores. My gosh that woman is SOOO skinny! 22 

Mark and Kim: Mambo... for so much @ss, she really doesn't know how to work it. Interesting... Mark danced it SO over the top to compensate (as Len said) but I want to see her stick around to see what wardrobe does with her in later episodes. 18

Edyta and Jeffrey: Went home tonight... Sadly I missed their performance last night. I feel bad that Edyta made it so far last season and went home first this go around. (And I wont get to make fun of her speaking). 

Did you watch? What were your thoughts??

OMG OMG OMG!!

I MISSED the DWTS premier!! Can you believe it?!

Grrrrrr.

I will have to get the recap of the Men's category and get back to you. In the meantime I can't wait for tonight's Women's competition!

Stay tuned!

Top 10 Reasons I wish I was in Panama

If I get to take a plane this size... I know I'm going someplace AWESOME.

1.

It means I am most likely going to a place like this:
2.

Where there is awesome snorkeling
3.
4.

And the open-air bungalows look something like this:
5.

I get to hike through jungles
6.

and see sloths and monkeys
7.

and arrive on beaches like this:
8.

I then spend lots of time doing this:
9.

I then cry when we have this view of our favorite islands... flying away.
10.

Somebody (Tim) take me back!!

COMBO! Boys Make Girls Cry & Something Has To Change

Is it just me or was Brody on fire tonight!? Who knew he was so angry? There are a couple thing about this episode I don't understand:

1. Why was Stephanie even invited to Frankie's Bday in the first place?? If it was clear how much Brody dislikes her, I don't know why anyone would invite her. She's really only friends with LC... and that's cuz MTV says so. I guess I just answered my own question.

2. Audrina goes to Vegas but doesn't talk to ANYONE, and hangs out with Justin Bobby the whole time. She didn't need to leave LA to do that. Honestly... I don't understand.

I just about fell off my chair when Spencer told Heidi's sister to start looking for a place to live 24 hours into her stay. This (of course) takes place when she deleted his Tivo. So classic.

I'm sorry... but I don't believe Brody and Doug really went to jail. You can't fool me MTV!

I know this is all over the place... I apologize. Final thought? How awesome was it when LC and Audrina were both crying (btw, I don't think Lauren had ANY reason to apologize) and when LC says "I'm sorry" Audrina replies with a ridiculous, "it's OK." Idiot! You should have been the one apologizing dumbass!

Episodes combined get a B.

Thoughts?

 

Better Off As Friends

Sorry I don't have more to say about this episode... but let's be real: no sparks between LC and Doug? Stevie Wonder could have seen this one coming...

I will say I like Audrina less and less with every passing day. Lauren and Brody need to get back together, and Whitney's NY experience was the most awkward experience I could ever imagine. If my boss ever invited some random dude to drinks (on the assumption it was a group activity) and then PEACED OUT once the dude showed up?!?! I would be livid. How lame did that make Whitney look?? Like a desperate, pathetic loser. (And for the record, the "model" wasn't even that hot) I think Whitney could have done better on her own.

Episode gets a B- (and that's generous)

UPDATE: Ahna and I further discussed this episode...